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Word has recently spread that USC head coach Lane Kiffin played telephone with David Sills, a 13 year old quarterback from Delaware. As Kiffin spoke to the Sills over the phone (1 of 3 landlines in Delaware), the father stood over him listening in on the conversation and ultimately confirming his son’s allegiance to the press.

Kiffin remarked, “We’d like you to be a Trojan.”

David replied, “Absolutely” as his prepubescent voice cracked in excitement.

Highlights of the twig-legged young quarterback:

Our Breesus, who art in Nawlins, hollowed be thy name. Thy bowl will come, it will be won, in Miami as it is in the Dome. Give us this Sunday, our weekly win and give us touchdown passes, but do not let others pass against us. Lead us not into frustration, but deliver us to the Super Bowl. For thine is the MVP, the best of the NFC, and the glory of the Fleur De Lis, now and forever…Amen


Feel Free to say this every night as you fall asleep. Dream of palm trees in miami and takin the title back to Nawlins.

WHO DAT